Sarcasm Because Assault Charges are Expensive decorative kitchen towel. Add some humor to your home with these funny kitchen towels. Sure to strike up a conversation and generate a laugh. Dish towels make a great housewarming gift, bridal shower gift, hostess gift, Christmas gift, or gift for the chef in your life! Super absorbent, dry quickly, and eco-friendly. Our waffle weave towels hold 8x their weight in liquid and dry 2x faster than traditional towels. All of your products are designed by me and printed in my studio. We do not use any third party vendors. We take care to make sure each of your items arrives quickly and are of the highest quality. Approx. 16” x 28” Polyester microfiber blend Permanent design infused into fibers of the towel Waffle weave design Machine washable
